Monday, April 3, 2006


USB tanning kit

Get ready for the summer and loose that unhealthy nerd look with the usb tanning kit:

Don't let the sun have the monopoly on making people love you more. Get the USB Desktop Tanning center and, in the comfort of your own cubicle, a scrumptiously golden tone can be yours in about the same time it takes you to update your lame blog with another meaningless entry that nobody will ever read. Ever.


  • Two base units attach to either side of your monitor

  • 4 WOLFFE Ultra-violet 100 watt bulbs

  • USB Powered

  • Variable rate knob features three settings (Powder, Tea, Malignant)

  • Comes with eyeball cover thingies!

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